Daughter to Mom: Mom how many types of penis are there?
Mom: Well dear, a man goes thru 3 phases. First in his 20's, it's like a Narra tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's to 40's, its like a coconut tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it's like a X'mas tree.
Daughter: A X'mas tree?
Mom: Yes dear, it's dead from root to top and the balls are only for decoration!
Mom: Well dear, a man goes thru 3 phases. First in his 20's, it's like a Narra tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's to 40's, its like a coconut tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it's like a X'mas tree.
Daughter: A X'mas tree?
Mom: Yes dear, it's dead from root to top and the balls are only for decoration!
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